— Crowe-Magnon (adj.) Bearing a striking resemblance to a hairy caveman, especially while accepting awards (see Russell at the Golden Globes and last year’s Oscars).
— Ethan Alley (n.) Hot zone surrounding Survivor heartthrob and newly minted millionaire Zohn, often mobbed by fawning females.
— Diva Dump (n.) A ritual clearing out of overpriced deadweight from a music label’s roster (see Mariah Carey’s exit from EMI).
— Sam Glam (n.) The irresistible but deadly Hollywood allure of playing a mentally challenged character on screen.
— Cuba Miscast Crisis (n.) An incident confirming that Oscar winner Gooding’s career has gone to the dogs (or Snow Dogs).
— Ant Farm (n.) A rest facility for unstable, washed-up ’80s pop stars (see Adam Ant’s forced hospitalization).
— Six-Foot Wonder (n.) The fact that reruns of a cable show about death are more interesting than any new living-person network drama.
”Every other minute.” — Harrison Ford, overheard talking to Eric McCormack, after the Will & Grace star asked Ford if he hated ”every minute” in the spotlight as he accepted his Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award at the Golden Globes