EW Staff
March 09, 2001 AT 05:00 AM EST

Too curmudgeonly to partake of the Oscar extravaganza? Try these more modest Web-only alternatives. — Erika Milvy

— Thugs on Film (mondominishows.com/shows/thugs_on_film) Animated hooligan film critics Cecil and Stubby host the second annual Tossers Award Show with categories like Biggest Piece of Overblown Hollywood Wank.

— TheFelixes.com (thefelixes.com) At this ”anti-Oscars” site, viewers can vote for faves while picking up wiseacre remarks.

— The Stinkers: The Ultimate Bad Movie Awards (thestinkers.com) The Hastings Bad Cinema Society names the year’s worst films. New contests include Oldest Looking Teenagers. Battlefield Earth should sweep all traditional categories.

— Screw the Oscars (geocities.com/vienna/opera/1529/screwoscar) What if ”real people” chose the Oscar winners? Here they do.

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