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The Shaw Report

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IN
Rejecting Valentine’s Day
Knee injuries
ID bracelets
Reluctantly loving Playboy clothes

FIVE MINUTES AGO
Secretly sending yourself flowers
Shoulder injuries
Initial earrings
Hef worship

OUT
Whitman’s Sampler benders
Back-pain painkillers
Name necklaces
”I read it for the articles”

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