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PYTHON

Posted on

Python

type:
Movie
Current Status:
In Season
mpaa:
R
genre:
Sci-fi and Fantasy

We gave it a D

Here’s a movie that expects us to believe that Van Dien could actually be a special agent in charge of anything, let alone hunting down a giant genetically engineered killer snake. Blink and you’ll miss Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Wil Wheaton as a purple-haired mountain biker or Jenny McCarthy’s shrill socialite. It’s like Anaconda without Jennifer Lopez. Why bother? D