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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from the week of November 10th, 2000

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”We can’t always control who we’re attracted to. The whole Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton thing proves that.”
Lorelai (Lauren Graham) explaining why she’s dating her daughter’s teacher, on Gilmore Girls

”You were singlehandedly responsible for the V-chip.”
David Letterman to Madonna, recalling her profanity-packed 1994 appearance on his program, on Late Show

”I had a bad experience once.”
Married man Frank (Peter Boyle), discussing why he doesn’t like weddings, on Everybody Loves Raymond

”In England, three teenagers were arrested after they blew pot smoke at a cat and got it stoned. Now instead of catching mice, the cat just bores them to death talking about what a bummer it is that Phish broke up.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night