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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from the week of November 3, 2000

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”Why do they laugh at you? I actually don’t think you’re that funny.”
Posh Spice to Jon Stewart, on The Daily Show

”I’ll never be as funny as Benny Hill.”
Jon Stewart, in response, on The Daily Show

”You once told me that you loved Saved by the Bell. What could possibly be more humiliating than that?”
Lorelai (Lauren Graham), after daughter Rory (Alexis Bledel) said she was humiliated to get a D, on Gilmore Girls

”Honey, I thought we talked about the beret. Even Patty Hearst couldn’t pull one off, and she had money and a gun.”
Karen (Megan Mullally) to Grace (Debra Messing), on Will & Grace

”I was thinking, a lot of books that suck get published, so for yours not to get published, it must off-the-charts suck.”
Robert (Brad Garrett), taunting Ray (Ray Romano) on Everybody Loves Raymond