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Mat Chance: Wrestling 'Survivor's

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Who’da thunk it? The Survivors cashing in on their newfound fame with cheap publicity stunts!? Conflicted runner-up Kelly Wiglesworth, 23, and her truck-driving, name-calling rival Susan Hawk, 39, are reportedly considering a televised wrestling match for the WWF, WCW, or ECW. To help with your office pools, we asked the experts who would survive.

SEAN KENNIFF, FELLOW SURVIVOR
”Sue would win. She not only has the venom, but she has the strength. As for me, I’d lose to either one.”

LENNY DEL GENIO, VEGAS ODDSMAKER
”Kelly’s the 10-1 favorite. At [Sue’s] 39 years, you’re over the hill as a prizefighter. And if your main claim to fame is that you’ve been driving big rigs and sitting on your duff, you may have a good center of gravity, but that’s about all.”

MADUSA, FEMALE GRAPPLER with WCW
”I’d bet on Sue. Kelly would be busy looking for something under the ring to stab Sue with. But Sue would put a choke hold on her and make her pass out right in the middle of the ring.”

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