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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

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”I missed Pat Buchanan, but some miss getting their teeth pulled.”
Sen. Bob Dole, after Jon Stewart asked if he missed conflict at the Republican Convention, on The Daily Show

”Last week Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, ‘Thank God this guy doesn’t own any guns!”’
David Letterman on Late Show

”Although it was popular in the rest of the world, Psycho was banned in France for fear it might inspire copycat showers.”
Craig Kilborn on The Late Late Show

”Have you ever heard her say ‘tapioca’?”
Gervase Peterson, on why he didn’t like fellow Survivor contestant Susan, on Live! With Regis

”You can follow the entire [Republican] convention on an Internet site. Too bad someone already took the name Napster.”
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

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