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Vehement Denials of the Week

Billy Bob Thornton, Will Ferrell, Matthew Perry, and others on what they haven’t done

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BILLY BOB THORNTON (Pushing Tin)
”That I’ve slept with every man at William Morris.”

SEAN YOUNG (No Way Out)
”I have not invested in a straitjacket company.”

WILL FERRELL (SNL)
”That I’m black.”

DJ QUALLS (Road Trip)
”There’s a rumor that I’m Calista Flockhart’s son because we weigh about the same — not true!”

JAMES HAVEN (Angelina Jolie’s brother)
”That I crashed my sister’s honeymoon.”

MATTHEW PERRY
”I’m fully intact, contrary to what the tabloids have been saying. The last one said I had no arms. That would have seriously affected my tennis game.”

PETER FARRELLY (Me, Myself & Irene)
”That I always pull my penis out in public. I don’t always.”

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