EW Staff
June 23, 2000 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”What happened — did the house jump out in front of you?”
Jay Leno, asking Matthew Perry about his recent car accident, on The Tonight Show

”She has to have a mocha drink from The Coffee Bean, but it’s hard to find one in every city in America, so sometimes we have to send a private jet.”
Johnny Wright, Britney Spears’ manager, about the singer’s daily caffeine needs, on Britney in Hawaii

”I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.”
Samantha (Kim Cattrall), to a fellow partygoer, on Sex and the City

”This weekend, the Yankees and the Mets played a big ‘Subway Series’ right here in the city. Or as John Rocker calls it, the ‘Unwed Pregnant Crackhead Sitting Next to the Hispanic Queer Series.”’
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

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