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Final Voyage

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Final Voyage

type:
Movie
Current Status:
In Season
mpaa:
R
runtime:
95 minutes
Limited Release Date:
10/07/99
performer:
Ice-T
director:
Jim Wynorski
distributor:
Artisan Entertainment
author:
Andrew Stevens
genre:
Mystery and Thriller

We gave it a D

Rapper/actor Ice-T plays a downtrodden 18th-century playwright in this meditative costume drama… Oh, who are we kidding? The umpteenth Die Hard rip-off Final Voyage finds Walsh and ex-Baywatch babe Erika Eleniak fending off a group of T-led pirates aboard a luxury liner. Even for low-budget fare, the effects are astonishingly cheap-looking (think first-season Saturday Night Live), and no one involved looks remotely happy. But hey, ship happens. D

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