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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from the week of June 9-15

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”There’s nothing wrong with [eating] a rat. It’s just like a squirrel without the fuzzy tail.”
Susan, truck driver and self-proclaimed ”redneck,” on Survivor

”Tomorrow President Clinton meets with Israeli prime minister Ehud Barak about the Middle East peace process, which is due to be wrapped up…never.”
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show

”You’re like a Jehovah’s Witness with a good suit.”
Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) to persistent suitor Bill (John Slattery), on Sex and the City

”Country singer Tim McGraw was arrested in New York yesterday and was charged with assaulting a police officer at the George Strait Country Music Festival. McGraw said he hasn’t been this embarrassed since he decided to sing country music in the first place.”
Craig Kilborn on The Late Late Show