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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

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”It was so hot today, New Yorkers cooled off by huddling around Mayor Rudolph Giulani’s marriage.”
David Letterman on Late Show

”It was Washington’s first gay rights march since 1993, and the crowd acknowledged that many things have changed in the gay community during the past six years, though RuPaul’s act isn’t one of them.”
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show

”Regis, I’ve figured out the problem. Where do you put the quarter?”
Ray Romano, frustrated by his fastest-finger podium, on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

”Political experts say that Hillary Clinton has been gaining votes because she’s campaigning in remote regions that are usually ignored by politicians… HIllary said, ‘Believe me, I understand what it’s like to have a region that’s ignored by a politician.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

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