Onetime domestic goddess Roseanne will soon have a new house to keep. The actress/comedian is unloading her Beverly Hills retreat of two years and is looking to move to a beach house, saying she and hubby Ben Thomas “want a more relaxed environment.” The couple will leave behind an 11,500-square-foot traditional-style spread with a screening room, library, gym, pool, and rose garden. Wait, there’s more. According to Roseanne’s assistant, the master bedroom has a “double-wide bed meant to improve your marriage.” Thanks for the image, pal. The assistant also told us Michael Jackson is apparently among the prospective buyers. Thanks again.