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Inaction Figures

Funny celeb quotes from the Internet the week of Jan. 21, 2000

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”I think it is probably the longest tease in history…. I know that I am dying for some action in that area, so I can’t imagine what the audience is feeling.” — Frasier‘s JANE LEEVES on the long-smoldering sexual tension between her character, Daphne, and David Hyde Pierce’s Niles, on Entertainment Tonight Online

”I became an actor in order to kiss a girl named Amy Hood when I was 14. Most actors you find became actors in order to meet attractive people of some sex or another. Mine was girls…. I was a dirty little sod.” — The Cider House RulesMICHAEL CAINE, on Reel.com

”You can’t get pretentious. You can’t sort of say that you need time to find your moment, because one of the children is picking his nose.” — Angela’s AshesEMILY WATSON on the challenges of working with children, on Entertainment Tonight Online