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Bridge of Dragons

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Bridge of Dragons

type:
Movie
Current Status:
In Season
mpaa:
R
performer:
Dolph Lundgren
director:
Isaac Florentine
genre:
ActionAdventure

We gave it a D

Fans of random explosions and monosyllabic dialogue won’t want to miss the latest attempt in what seems to be Lundgren’s ongoing quest to make Jean-Claude Van Damme seem graceful and astute by comparison. In a vague, cheesy post-apocalyptic future, the Lumbering One is dispatched by an evil warlord (Tagawa) to retrieve his runaway bride (Rachel Shane); along the way, however, our hero gets to ”thinking” and opts to join the Resistance instead. A metaphor for your state of mind while watching this straight-to-cable dreck? Reel Goodies (0:06) Tagawa makes his sneering entrance, exiting a helicopter with a huge ”666” displayed on its side. Subtle. The Last Detail Lundgren was awarded a Fulbright scholarship to M.I.T. D

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