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Soundbites

The funniest TV lines from the week of Oct. 8, 1999

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”Bill Bradley admitted he’d smoked marijuana, then turned the tables on [This Week’s] Sam Donaldson and Cokie Roberts and asked if they’d ever done drugs. She said, ‘Come on, why do you think they call me Cokie?”’ CHRIS ROCK on The Chris Rock Show

”They’re like Siamese twins joined at their boring personalities.” KAREN (megan mullally), dissing the title characters, on Will & Grace

”Monica Lewinsky is going to law school. Just when you thought she couldn’t sink any lower…” DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show

”A 17-year-old Amish boy was arrested for drunk driving after he ran his horse and buggy into a police car. If convicted, the Amish youth could face the nonelectric chair.” CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night

”I was just wondering: What ever happened to me?” ex-cast member VICTORIA JACKSON on SNL’s 25th Anniversary Special