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”U.S. goalkeeper Briana Scurry admitted that she bent the rules a little bit when she moved forward to save China’s penalty kick. Then Brandi Chastain admitted that she bent the rules a little bit when she stuffed her sports bra.”
CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night

”Got a little frog in your throat?”
JON STEWART, after Miss Piggy stumbled over her words, on The Daily Show

”The founder of Reddi-Wip has died … For those younger viewers, whipped cream was the dessert used for sex before apple pie.”
JAY LENO on The Tonight Show

”Well, it’s better than bell-bottoms.”
American Pie‘s ALYSON HANNIGAN, about a story on a middle school where oral sex is the new fad, on Politically Incorrect

”Isn’t that how Jeffrey Dahmer got his start? ”
HAL SPARKS, commenting on a Tonight Show clip of a kid who collects toenails, on Talk Soup