Entertainment Weekly


Stay Connected


Advertise With Us

Learn More

Skip to content
Emmys 2017
Every unforgettable moment, every gorgeous dress.Click here


Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

TV’s funniest lines from July 17 to 22

Posted on

”Those blank stares tell me that it’s going well.”
Hal Sparks, hosting his first edition of Talk Soup

”No snacking — [if] I see blood on your lips, it’s a trip to the woodshed for you boys.”
Sunnydale’s Mayor (Harry Groener), to his undead minions, on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

”Richard Gere announced this week that he and his girlfriend, Carey Lowell, are expecting a baby. Gere was ecstatic about it and said, ‘Take it from me, there’s nothing more exciting than having a living thing inside you.”’
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”There are some questions that just have no answer, Sam.”
Brandi Chastain, when Sam Donaldson asked why she tore off her jersey after winning the Women’s World Cup, on This Week

”I’ve only had sex with 11 people in my life, and the 12th isn’t going to be you.”
Amaya, to roommate Colin, on The Real World