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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

TV’s funniest lines from June 4 to 10

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”Barry Manilow is recovering from an infection after dental surgery…. When asked about it, Manilow said, ‘The worst part was sitting in the dentist’s chair and having to listen to my crappy music.”’
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”If Milosevic is tried, it’ll be in a Dutch court, which means he’ll only have to pay for his half of the crimes.”
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show

”[The Phantom Menace] made $102 million last week. Actually, they said it could have made $204 million if the guys in line had had dates.”
Jay Leno on The Tonight Show

”Have fun at Wicca camp.”
Felicity (Keri Russell), bidding farewell to her spell-casting freshman roommate, on Felicity

”I got into bed, and Julia said, ‘Somebody’s been going to the gym,’ and I was quite pleased. Then she said, ‘And it’s not Hugh!”’
Hugh Grant, recalling a love scene with Notting Hill costar Julia Roberts, on The Rosie O’Donnell Show