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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from April 18 to 24

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”No, I look like Divine.”
Roz (Peri Gilpin), after Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) told her she looked divine in her sequined maternity evening gown, on Frasier

”You do know that Wham! broke up?”
Chandler (Matthew perry), after Ross (David Schwimmer) got an earring, on Friends

”George Michael was arrested for performing a lewd act in a public rest room where gay men are known to hang out. The most embarrassing part is, he was arrested by the cop from the Village People.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”With the taping of the final episode of Seinfeld shrouded in secrecy, everyone is asking ‘How does it end?’ Hey, I know how it ends: with NBC entertainment president Warren Littlefield lying drunk in a gutter going ‘No!!!”’
Colin Quinn on SNL