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Sound Bites: TV's Funniest Quotes

TV’s funniest lines from the week of January 30, 1998

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”The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.” PETER O’TOOLE on The Rosie O’Donnell Show

”If somebody wants to help themselves to an eyeful, we say enjoy the show.” KRAMER (MICHAEL RICHARDS), about his and Newman’s reverse peephole idea, on Seinfeld

”You don’t want to do that. You want something where you can use your mind and nicotine isn’t considered a food group.” OLIVE (KATHY NAJIMY), trying to talk her ”little sister” out of pursuing a modeling career, on Veronica’s Closet

”NBC will spend $13 million an episode for the hospital drama ER. Meanwhile, on the set of Chicago Hope the cast is anxiously awaiting the arrival of their new soda machine.” COLIN QUINN on Saturday Night Live

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