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Sound Bites: the week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from the week of Nov. 21

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”I went down to the Fashion Cafe to get into the celebration of Fashion Week and made a terrible mistake…. I hung up my coat on Kate Moss.” DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show

”Big controversy over Murphy Brown this week. She smoked weed to relieve the nausea of being on chemotherapy. Even more controversy next week: The cast of Suddenly Susan will smoke weed to relieve the nausea of being on Suddenly Susan.” CHRIS ROCK on The Chris Rock Show

”I’m not sure of my role exactly. Unless in the real Civil War you had sarcastic bystanders.” ELLEN (ELLEN DEGENERES) during a Civil War reenactment on Ellen

”You have to remember one thing about the will of the people — last year we were swept away by the Macarena.” JON STEWART on Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

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