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”The Supreme Court … is choosing not to become involved in the right-to-die issue … except in the case of the new Jenny McCarthy sitcom.” Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

”That’s not prison lingo, is it?” Joey (Matt LeBlanc), after his male superintendent asked him to be his dancing partner, on Friends

”I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.” Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), after receiving a blood transfusion from Kramer (Michael Richards), on Seinfeld

”In a recent interview, Keith Richards says he hasn’t retired because ‘chicks still dig me.’ In a related story, necrophilia is on the rise.” Conan O’Brien on Late Night

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