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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

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”He’s disabled. Plus, he’s the President. Can you imagine the parking spot this guy has?”
NORM MACDONALD, on Clinton’s knee injury, on Late Show With David Letterman

”Anna Nicole Smith’s boyfriend is being charged with smuggling heroin. Prosecutors say he’ll be in prison so long, that when he gets out she’ll be really interested in him.”
CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night

”Tonight is the first game of Monday Night Football. The good thing about it is — at least Kathie Lee knows where Frank Gifford is tonight.”
DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show

”This week’s Newsweek, the cover story is ‘The New Rich,’ and it features 25 of the richest Americans — or as Autumn Jackson calls them, ‘Daddy.”’
JAY LENO on The Tonight Show

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