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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from June 13 to June 19

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“At the ABC affiliates meeting at Disney World, Frank Gifford told TV reporters his marriage is solid. Of course, he was standing in Fantasyland at the time.” JAY LENO on The Tonight Show

“Oprah Winfrey issued a statement saying that even though she appeared on the Ellen coming-out episode, she’s not gay. Meanwhile, Ellen DeGeneres issued a statement saying even though she appeared on Oprah, she’s not black.” CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night

“Well, you’ve got your work cut out for you, then.” DAVID LETTERMAN to Harrison Ford, who’ll costar with Anne Heche in an upcoming romantic comedy, on Late Show