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Sound Bites: The week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from May 30 to June 5

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”Newt Gingrich is saying he wants the major networks to give free anti-drug airtime to the stations. I can hear it now: ‘Kids, drugs and alcohol are a dead-end street. And now, back to Nash Bridges, starring Cheech Marin and Don Johnson.”’ BILL MAHER on Politically Incorrect

”When Kathie Lee first heard about this she was speechless. So at least something good has come out of it.” JAY LENO, on Frank Gifford’s alleged extramarital affair, on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

”Yes, I remember the way you used to carry your inhaler around rolled up in the sleeve of your T-shirt.” FRASIER (Kelsey Grammer) recalling Niles’ (David Hyde Pierce) tough-guy past, on Frasier