To paraphrase the Clash, ”Billy Don’t Surf” — until last month, when President Clinton had a computer temporarily installed in the Oval Office. ”[Al Gore] actually let me do some things on it,” said the leader of the free world. We got to wondering: What websites might the Executive Newbie cruise?
>>FAT BOYS OF TITUSVILLE, FLA. (http://www.fatboysbbq.com/) ”We ship our beef, pork, ribs…nationwide — overnight.” Yowza, where’s that secure order form?
>>CONRAD N. HILTON COLLEGE OF HOTEL AND RESTAURANT MANAGEMENT (http://www.hrm.uh.edu/) Note to Hillary: Install wet bar in Lincoln Bedroom.
>>COURT TV LIBRARY: PAULA JONES’ CASE AGAINST BILL CLINTON (http://www.courttv.com/library/government/jones/staylor.html) Note to self: Change chat-room nickname from ”lovejones.”
>>CHEESEBURGER’S MEGA SAXOPHONE PAGE (http://www.geocities. com/Vienna/3353/index.html) Hey! Two key search terms in one site!
>>STANFORD UNIVERSITY — MEETING THE COSTS (www-leland.stanford.edu/dept/uga/finance.html) ”Stanford does take home equity into consideration when awarding University funds.” Hmmm…
>>HILLARY’S HAIR (hillaryshair.com) Dozens of different hairdos?! And I caught hell for a barber on Air Force One…