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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

TV’s funniest lines from May 2, 1997 to May 8, 1997

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”It’s been reported that animal rights activist Linda McCartney is now insisting that her dogs and cats be vegetarians. Even worse, she won’t let them wear fur.” — Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”She’s very succinct…. It’s like you’re dating USA Today.” — Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), describing George’s girlfriend, who abbreviates her stories with the phrase ”yadda, yadda,” on Seinfeld

”She’s home sick. It’s not serious — I think she just wrestled in some bad Jell-O.” — Bulldog (Dan Butler), about his stripper girlfriend, on Frasier