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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

TV’s funniest lines from to April 25 to May 1, 1997

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SOUND BITES

”Men are like fish. When you first reel ’em in, they wriggle around like crazy. But after a while, they just lie there with that glassy look in their eyes.” — Roz (Peri Gilpin) on Frasier

”Bob Dole is lending Newt Gingrich the $300,000 to pay off his ethics fine. You know, most Republicans talk about taking money from the sick and old — but only Newt actually does something about it.” — Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

”This has been my dream, since I got my first Easy Bake oven and opened Easy Monica’s bakery.” — Monica (Courteney Cox), after her friend Pete (Jon Favreau) offered her a job as head chef of his new restaurant, on Friends