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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

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”Joanie gave Chachi a hickey. That’s as hot as it got.” — Garry Marshall, comparing Happy Days with today’s sexy sitcoms, on The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder

”Martin Lawrence [is] not going to do his show anymore…. He wants to spend more time freaking out in the street.” — Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

”Jews don’t drink too much — it interferes with our suffering.” — Milton Berle on The Daily Show

”A TV station in Alabama is refusing to air the coming-out episode of Ellen. A spokesman…said, ‘Homosexuality is not a topic that two cousins should watch with their children.”’ — Conan O’Brien on Late Night

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