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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

TV’s funniest lines from Apr 11 to 17

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”Macaulay Culkin said he’s not going to be in any more movies unless his father stops trying to manage his career…. People are now asking Macaulay’s dad to manage Steven Seagal.” — Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”Frasier, you look like an authentic jock. I’m half-tempted to hand over my lunch money.” — Niles (David Hyde Pierce) on Frasier

”I can’t believe you of all people are gonna Scully me.” — Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar), to her atypically skeptical mentor (Anthony Stewart Head), on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

”Hey, it’s Saturday night, shouldn’t you be in a bed by now?” — Richard (Malcolm Gets), to the usually promiscuous Annie (Amy Pietz), on Caroline in the City