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Sound Bites

The top TV quotes from the week of December 6, 1996

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”If you’re going to use words like milieu, you might as well come in here with a sore on your lip and a couple of kids.”
Roz (Peri Gilpin), advising Niles (David Hyde Pierce) on how to behave in a singles bar, on Frasier

”This will bring us together as a group … Let’s go rent some boats and kick Castro’s ass!”
David Letterman, in Miami, on Late Show

”No thanks. I missed a whole semester of Cheers reading Anna Karenina.”
Dave (Dave Foley), explaining why he doesn’t like reading the classics, on NewsRadio

”Mark Fuhrman will not be allowed to testify in O.J. Simpson’s civil trial. After hearing about it, Fuhrman said, ‘It’s just as well, I’m really busy with my job at Texaco.”’
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

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