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The top TV quotes from the week of November 15, 1996

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”In a new Playboy interview, Mike Wallace said that he smoked marijuana and that it acted as an aphrodisiac. Meanwhile, in a separate interview, Morley Safer said that he’ll never smoke pot with Mike Wallace again.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”In New York City, [this] is how we honor our heroes: We march them up Broadway and throw trash on them.”
David Letterman, commenting on the Yankees’ World Series victory parade, on Late Show

”Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this — the Ellen DeGeneres show?”
Jimmy James (Stephen Root) after seeing Lisa (Maura Tierney) kiss Dave (Dave Foley), who was in drag for Halloween, on NewsRadio

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