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The top TV quotes from the week of November 1, 1996

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”If I had a butt like Sharon Lawrence’s, I’d be naked right now.”
Rosie O’Donnell, admiring an NYPD Blue nude scene, on The Rosie O’Donnell Show

”Clinton released his health records in a big interview with The New York Times. The good news is… he seems to be in very good shape. The bad news… Al Gore has Dutch elm disease.”
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

‘Kim Basinger, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and Jessica Rabbit. I just want to see if I can get her eyes to pop out of her head.”
Chandler (Matthew Perry), naming celebrities he’d like to sleep with, on Friends

”There’s a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere, but I can’t quite find it.”
Mulder (David Duchovny), seeing a black man drained of pigment, on The X-Files