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Sound Bites: the week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from August 2 to August 9

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”A zoo in Finland is going to offer live coverage of its hibernating bear on the Internet. In a related story, Dutch Boy announced that they are going to have a site where you can watch paint dry.”
— Rosie O’Donnell on The Rosie O’Donnell Show

”Yesterday, House speaker Newt Gingrich charged that Clinton runs a scandal-ridden White House that is incapable of being a role model to kids. Gingrich, who divorced his first wife while she lay in the hospital with cancer, has since changed his formal title to Speaker of the Glass House.”
— Craig Kilborn on Comedy Central’s The Daily Show

”Do you know what the hottest new business on Hollywood Boulevard is? Selling Robert Downey Jr. a map to his own home.”
— Jay Leno on The Tonight Show