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Sound Bites: the week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from July 13 to July 19

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”I always tell my husband, ‘Be careful, because you know murder is legal in this neighborhood.’ ”
— Teri Garr, Brentwood neighbor of O.J. Simpson, on The Rosie O’Donnell Show

”I need a break. I’m trying to develop this motivational seminar, but I just don’t feel like it.”
— Kate (Jessica Tuck) on The Last Frontier

”Dr. Kevorkian — the suicide doctor — has applied for a concealed-weapon permit. He wants to carry a gun now. In fact, when he applied, he told the clerk: ‘Hey, guns don’t kill people, I kill people.’ ”
— Jay Leno on The Tonight Show

”I just lost my train of thought.”
— John McEnroe, after a streaker ran across center court, at Wimbledon