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Sound Bites: the week's best TV quotes

TV’s funniest lines from June 1 to June 6

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”You’re a big fat man with no self-control. You’re like Jerry Garcia without the music.”
Roseanne to Dan (John Goodman) on Roseanne

”Today, CBS announced their new fall line-up. They’re very excited about a comedy featuring Kathie Lee Gifford called Bless This Sweatshop.”
David Letterman on Late Show

”Lincoln had a brighter future when he picked up his tickets at the box office.”
Frasier (Kelsey Grammer), on his career prospects during his first radio show, on Frasier

”As a result of the Dr. Kevorkian interview, Andy Rooney will be getting more airtime on ”60 Minutes”. Which is strange — I thought Kevorkian was supposed to relieve suffering.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night