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Quotes found online from Dick Wilson and Gordon Elliot from the week of May 10-16

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”I think Bob Barker is the septuagenarian woman’s stud-muffin. Ex-fighter pilot, natty dresser, and raw sexual power between show recordings with prize hostesses. What a combo! What a man!”
— Talk-show host Gordon Elliott on CompuServe

”I wasn’t seeking to have a film made of my book, because I know it’s got treacherous material in it. What Hollywood could do with a story about a nun and a death-row inmate! Right?”
— Sister Helen Prejean, author of Dead Man Walking, on Prodigy

”I developed great muscles [from squeezing the Charmin]…. I’d walk into a room, show my muscles, and people would go crazy. No girls, of course. My wife is right here with me.”
— Charmin pitchman Dick Wilson on AOL