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The best TV quotes from the week of March 15, 1996

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”This guy’s.spending 40 million dollars for a job that pays 200,000 dollars. And he’s giving out financial advice?”
James Carville, dissing Steve Forbes, on The Tonight Show

”Yesterday, Princess Di announced her demands: She wants to be single, live in a castle, and be with her young boys. It really sounds like she wants to be Michael Jackson.”
Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”She’s cleared her schedule from 7:00 to 7:30. That means foreplay and cuddling.”
Niles (David Hyde Pierce), anticipating a reunion with his estranged wife, Maris, on Frasier

”This is really getting out of hand. Now Pat Buchanan is saying that Hogan’s Heroes never happened.”
David Letterman on Late Show