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Jesus to a Child

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Jesus to a Child

type:
Music
Current Status:
In Season
performer:
George Michael
genre:
POP

We gave it a C-

GEORGE MICHAEL ”Jesus to a Child” (DreamWorks) Critic to ’80s video star: Fine, you’re still depressed over the injustices of life and multi-million-dollar record deals. But if your idea of a song about love’s rejuvenating powers is this dispirited, tortoise-paced ballad, which drags on for nearly seven minutes, there’s only one retort — bring back Andrew Ridgeley! C-