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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

Sound Bites: The week’s best TV Quotes — TV’s funniest lines from November 3 to 9

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”I don’t have a fear of flying, I have a fear of suddenly not flying.”
Burt (Andrew Clay) on Bless This House

”Mayor Giuliani kicked Yasser Arafat out of a private party at Lincoln Center. On his way out of the party, Arafat was heard saying, ‘Hey, I’ve blown up better places than this.”’
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect

”I had a dream [that] I was making out with Jamie Lee Curtis. And more than making out. She was showing me how. I didn’t know how to do it.”
Daphne Zuniga to Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”Is Nation of Islam bodyguard next for you?”
Tim Russert to retiring, bow-tie-wearing correspondent Irving R. Levine, on Meet the Press