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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

Sound Bites: The week’s best TV Quotes

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”Who could rehearse this stuff?… If we’re rehearsing this, I do want to win an Emmy next year.”
Kathie Lee Gifford, responding to EW’s skepticism about the host chat’s spontaneity, on Live With Regis &amp Kathie Lee

”I met Marcia Clark at a party Saturday night. I walked up to her and said,’I have a TV series too.”’
Garry Shandling on The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder

”There’s nothing wrong with Bob Dole that an hour with Divine Brown couldn’t fix.”
Eric Bogosian on Late Night With Conan O’Brien

”A pilot for American Airlines has been arrested for allegedly fondling a passenger during a flight. I guess this is what they mean by ‘something special in the air.”’
David Letterman on Late Show