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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

TV’s funniest lines from May 19 to 25

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”I hate the British. The only good thing about them is that they hate the French.”
Maryann (Christine Baranski) on Cybill

”Speaking of money, let’s run through the differences in the currency. One hundred dollars is the equivalent of 60 pounds. In the United States, 60 pounds is Kate Moss.”
David Letterman on Late Show (in London)

”Tonight? Now? ER‘s on tonight!”
Camille (Roxanne Hart) to her husband, Aaron (Adam Arkin), after he told her they were obligated to join a friend for dinner, on Chicago Hope

”Dr. Jack Kevorkian has attended another suicide and he’s getting really sloppy. This time, he just backed over the guy.”
Bill Maher on Politically Incorrect