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Hellbound

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Hellbound

type:
Movie
Current Status:
In Season
mpaa:
R
performer:
Calvin Levels, Chuck Norris
genre:
ActionAdventure

We gave it a D+

Part splatter flick, part buddy-cop comedy, part Holy Land travelogue, the feeble schlocker HellBound casts Chuck Norris as an ass-kicking cop who journeys to Israel with his jive-talking partner (Calvin Levels) to nail an undead medieval maniac (Christopher Neame) who ripped out the heart of a rabbi. With its rinky-dink effects and ridiculous dialogue (”Damn you, spawn of Satan!”), HellBound seems bound for a skewering on Mystery Science Theater 3000. D+

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