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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

TV’s funniest lines from Nov 18-24, 1994

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”Hooters? What are hooters? I’ve never heard that expression.”
-Barbara Walters to Brett Butler on The Barbara Walters Special

”A couple got married Sunday morning and honeymooned by running the New York marathon. In typical honeymoon fashion, the fellow finished way before his wife.”
-Jon Stewart on The Jon Stewart Show

”Everything you need to know about a man, you can find right in his (shopping) cart. If there’s a box of Midol, keep moving. Corn pads means he lives with his mother — learned that the hard way. And if you see two guys with sweaters tied around their necks buying pesto, save yourself the pain.”
-Fran (Fran Drescher) on The Nanny