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”I WAS A BIG, HUGE Partridge Family fan. When I was a kid, I tried to kill my dad so my mom would take us out on tour.” — Paula Poundstone on CNBC’s Tom Snyder

”In CASE YOU HADN’T noticed, it does get kind of damp around here. For God’s sake, the state flower is mildew!” — Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) on Seattle’s rainy weather, on Frasier

”AFTER JUST ONE WEEK, the Pope’s book is number one on the best seller list. I guess it really is who you know.” — Conan O’Brien on Late Night

”SHE COULD BE GOOD for business. Come on, Jackie, even I’m getting a woody!” — Roseanne on the Lunch Box’s buxom new busperson (Traci Lords), on Roseanne