November 04, 1994 at 05:00 AM EST

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

type
Movie
Current Status
In Season
mpaa
G
runtime
83 minutes
performer
Adriana Caselotti, Lucille La Verne, Harry Stockwell
director
David Hand
Producer
Walt Disney
distributor
RKO Radio Pictures Inc.
genre
Sci-fi and Fantasy, Animation

True, the video release of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (see review on page 84) looks like a cash bath for Disney, but a lot has changed since the classic ; movie hit the screen 57 years ago. Folks are more cynical. In fact, we have a few bones to pick with the boys in the forest. Such as:

1. If Doc is a doctor, why can’t he cure Sneezy?
2. If you put Grumpy and Happy in a room together, do you end up with I’m Okay and You’re Okay?
3. If the dwarfs are diamond miners, how come they live in a crappy little hovel in the woods?
4. If the dwarfs went mano a mano with the Keebler Elves, who would win?
5. Why do the dwarfs wear condoms on their heads?
6. If Sleepy’s so zonked, why doesn’t he go to bed?
7. Why don’t the dwarfs kick the Prince’s butt and keep Snow White to themselves?

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