EW Staff
November 04, 1994 AT 05:00 AM EST

”What is the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoan? Very simple. The spermatozoan has one chance in 6 million to become a human being.” — Celebrity attorney William Kunstler on Last Call

”Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man — and just stop calling her.” — Joey (Matt LeBlanc) counseling Chandler (Matthew Perry), on Friends

Saturday Night Live made fun of me on a fairly regular basis. Do I have any hard feelings about that? Yes I do. And I’ll have my revenge when the time is right. Not now. Wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture.” — George Bush on SNL

”We can’t control our kids’ dreams, Dan. We can only ensure they don’t come ; true.” — Roseanne on Roseanne

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