EW Staff
July 29, 1994 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”Geez, you sleep with a woman 15, 20 times and suddenly it’s a relationship.”
-TV host Eddie (Dorien Wilson), friend of Martin (Brian Benben), on Dream On

”Communists are very strange. They are the only culture where the food is stale but they keep their dead leaders fresh and crispy.”
-Jay Leno on North Korea’s recently deceased Kim Il Sung, who is lying in state

”I took (Tom Arnold) aside and I said, ‘Listen buddy, I only played the Terminator, but you married one.”’
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, recalling marital advice he gave to his True Lies costar, on The Tonight Show

”Am I chewing gum? God, I used to look so classy on PBS.”
-Dick Cavett to Greg Kinnear before disposing of his gum, on Later

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